#30 (31) [+][-]ad13: yeah man, hitler did some bad stuff but did you see patch 1.4!?
#27 (29) [+][-]Raziel: sc2ranks also says he's gm 2v2
Raziel: which isn't possible
BadFurDay: it is
BadFurDay: desrow so fat he counts as two players when soloing
#34 (22) [+][-]<Naypam> awwwwwwwwwww what the fuck my boss
<Naypam> inb4 "raziel"
<BFD|Slave> "raziel"
<@Raziel> wat
<Naypam> my teeth feel really clean
<Naypam> interesting
#35 (22) [+][-]<luvely> i've been smoking weed for the past 2.5 weeks
<luvely> and sitting on rocs
<Raziel> oh so that's what you meant by meditating
<Raziel> smoking weed
<Raziel> ...
<luvely> and hanging out with surfers
#20 (21) [+][-](22:00:48) Twipply: I think Bool can take the GSL4 no problem
(22:01:14) Boolton: You haven't heard? I qualified already, flying over there tomorrow morning
(22:01:17) Twipply: You guys should all watch his replay and ignore my half entirely
(22:01:38) Twipply: Especially Raziel and Vequeth
(22:01:41) Twipply: 'cause they're like
(22:01:42) Twipply: manly ops
(22:02:26) Twipply: Yeah
(22:02:30) Twipply: Be brutal as well
#28 (20) [+][-]Ensiferous: for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
#49 (20) [+][-]<kage> one time i gave my phone to my cousin
<kage> the hot one
<kage> she was browsing the photos
<kage> and then bam
<kage> penis photo
<kage> i snatch the phone out of her hand
<kage> and quickly delete it
<kage> and laugh it out
<kage> gg
<kage> no re
#15 (19) [+][-](02:01:20) cheebs: my original idea was to make him a stalker
(02:01:23) cheebs: but protoss units are hard
(02:01:31) cheebs: they either look like gay men or robots
(02:01:40) cheebs: but robots that are hard to make out of cheap clay
#25 (18) [+][-]<lovely> THE GIRL
<lovely> SHE IS STILL NOT GONE
<lovely> nearur
<lovely> to hiem
<lovely> and like
<lovely> oh my god
<lovely> like
<lovely> blood lods
<dux0r> wat
<lovely> soooooo many siege tanks
<dux0r> oh
<lovely> Damn she is bad.
<lovely> oooo
<dux0r> up until that siege tank line I thought you'd murdered a prostitute or something
#385 (18) [+][-]<kage> another pvp another win
<kage> this one was quite close though
<kage> closer than i wanted
<BadFurDay> sounds very gay
[10:58] * BadFurDay puts his dick closer to kage than he'd want to
<Raziel> lol
<Raziel> I'm imagining BadFurDay finding his compass, google maps, finding out which direction romania is, moving his chair slightly in that direction and sticking his crotch out
<BadFurDay> Raziel: I know which direction romania is and I already did
#56 (17) [+][-]<@Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
#58 (17) [+][-]<nonpc> if my penis is crooked upwards, it's good, ye?
<Naypam> pretty normal nonpc
<nonpc> but is good for g sport
<nonpc> spot*
<nonpc> right?
<Naypam> most bend up a little bit
<Naypam> if it is at a right angle you have a problem
<nonpc> is like
<nonpc> 90
<nonpc> degrees
<Naypam> yeah that's a right angle
<Naypam> _|
<BadFurDay> wtf
<BadFurDay> why am I reading about nonpc's dick
<nonpc> it's like..
<nonpc> errr
<Naypam> zid posted his yesterday
<nonpc> lemme paint it
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> yay painting
<BadFurDay> fucking hell
<Naypam> Raziel hates this though, beware nonpc
<BadFurDay> this channel
<BadFurDay> this place
<BadFurDay> #fags
<Naypam> he banned zid for posting a pic of his own penis
<BadFurDay> fucking #fagseu
<nonpc> |-|
<nonpc> 8=====|_|
<nonpc> like this
<nonpc> penis
<Naypam> wtf is that
<BadFurDay> what the hell
<BadFurDay> it looks like a crack pipe
<nonpc> http://pastebin.com/raw.php?i=Q9isnTKq
<BadFurDay> with balls
<nonpc> 90 degreess crooked
<BadFurDay> a crack pipe with balls, nonpc
<Naypam> what
<BadFurDay> your penis exhales weed
<Naypam> is tha
<BadFurDay> Naypam: a crack pipe with balls in ascii format
<Naypam> that's actually where you put the crack
<Naypam> on the right
<BadFurDay> yes
<Naypam> the the 8 idk
<BadFurDay> you use the balls to smoke
<Naypam> random 8
<BadFurDay> you teabag yourself
<BadFurDay> to smoke the crack
<nonpc> so anyways
<nonpc> how is your sundays guys?
#83 (17) [+][-]<zid> I played a BW game against vequeth and lost
<zid> he did a bullshit strat
<zid> where he knows what his buildings do
#412 (17) [+][-]<BadFurDay> Garner: you just made me realize that penises don't have a distinctive sound
<BadFurDay> There's no sound you hear and go like "ah that's a penis"
<BadFurDay> other than fap/intercourse sounds
<BadFurDay> It's sad.
<Garner> Yeah it is :(
#51 (16) [+][-]<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#387 (16) [+][-]<nonpc> hey, dux0r!!!
<nonpc> show your penis
<dux0r> hey nonpc
<dux0r> show vocabulary and intellect
<nonpc> okay!
<nonpc> deal!
<wellborg> nonpc: fast, say something clever
<nonpc> errrr
<nonpc> I like trains
#400 (16) [+][-]<lovely> tupac is the illest
<nonpc> he was not ill
<nonpc> he was shot
<nonpc> I think.
<nonpc> was he?
#407 (16) [+][-]Razie: People watch mlg
Ragiel: ql sucks, sc2 is awesome
Ragiel: dota is awesome
Razie: terran op
Ragiel: trackmania sucks
Raziel2p: I paly league now.
Ragiel: i quit chess
Razie: nerf terran
#60 (15) [+][-]<zid> Like, I'd rather have a lion bar than sex, most of the time
#438 (15) [+][-]<Raziel> http://www.screddit.eu/bash.php?429
<Raziel> immortalized!
<nonpc> nu wtf
<nonpc> nuuuu
<nonpc> wtffffff
<nonpc> jesus.
<nonpc> that's not even funny
<nonpc> ok
<nonpc> my mom will shave my head now
<nonpc> gg
<BadFurDay> wat
<nonpc> I SAID GG
#44 (14) [+][-]<Naypam> I was at this party when I was 17
<Naypam> and my friend's parents were gone
<Naypam> and they had this marble egg
<Naypam> size of an egg
<lively> oh god
<Naypam> so one guy
<Naypam> puts the egg in a condom
<nonpc> oh god
<Naypam> puts it in his ass
<Naypam> then pulls it out
<Naypam> and starts chasing people with it
<Naypam> was so funny
<lively> WHAT
<nonpc> wat
<Naypam> him standing on the table
<Naypam> middle of the room
<Naypam> trousers round knees
<Naypam> with egg up his ass
<Naypam> it was fucking terrifying
<Naypam> he chased us around the village
<Naypam> party with 20 people
<Naypam> all running thhrough the streets
<Naypam> with a guy with a shit covered egg in a condom chasing us
<Naypam> scariest day of my life
#577 (14) [+][-]<nonpc> Laiz, could you shut the fuck up. No one gives a shit, you never say anything that's remotely useful. You're clearly a waste of the bytes you transfer to/from the internet.
#594 (14) [+][-]<Naypam> I wish they'd tax sugar
<Naypam> I fucking wish
<Naypam> and have a minimum legal age like cigarettes
<Naypam> it's utterly ludicrous getting everybody fed and hooked on sugar
<Naypam> then fat and dying
<Naypam> and costing money because of health bills
<Naypam> with no extra tax to cover that like there is with alcohol and tobacco
[14:38] * Naypam rage
<Naypam> any time you bring up "tax sugar" fat fucks cry about opression
<Naypam> "I need freedom to be fat, don't stop me"
<Naypam> fuc you
<Naypam> cunts
<Naypam> good example, Laiz shouldn't be allowed to buy food
<Naypam> should only be given salad
<Laiz> wtf fuck
<Naypam> you should have to carry a BMI sticker around
<Naypam> and if it's > 25 you don't get sugar
<Naypam> only salad
<Naypam> salad and water
<lovely> ...
<Naypam> anyway I'm-a move to spain where nobody can afford food
#401 (14) [+][-]<kage> guys
<kage> if you were so morbidly fat
<kage> that you couldn't even jack off yourself
<kage> would you buy a pet and have it suck your dick ?
<kage> food for thought