Refresh page to view more random quotes.#65 (11) [+][-]<Naypam> have had multiple relationships of VARYING degrees of severity!
<Naypam> virgin deaths, 2 year relationship, gay
<Naypam> EVERYTHING
<Naypam> I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING
<Naypam> and only 22
<BadFurDay> gay
<BadFurDay> wat
<Naypam> I done a bit of gay
#467 (8) [+][-]<Naypalm> I've had gay things in my ass too just didn't enjoy it!
#47 (1) [+][-]<Naypam> but I've actually like videoed myself
<Naypam> masturbating
<Naypam> then masturbated to myself masturbating
#662 (2) [+][-]<kage> i'm waiting for the first korean to call himself PokeMon
<kage> or SailorMoon
<kage> or something
<BadFurDay> What if someone decided to use a shitty nick nobody can pronounce that sounds like a failed attempt at being edgy?
<BadFurDay> Azgatoth.
<Naypam> rofl
<BadFurDay> Now THAT would be a terrible nick.
<BadFurDay> Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<BadFurDay> Hope you got warned
<kage> >BadFurDay,
<kage> but what if someone decided to actually pronounce his fucking nick wrong
<kage> and have everyone confused
<kage> why not spell it Razeel
<BadFurDay> But it's pronounced Naziel, I don't understand.
<kage> we could have a tourney without Raziel
<kage> and we'd all be like
<kage> surprise motherfucker
<kage> when he got home
<BadFurDay> rofl
<BadFurDay> but we have to host it so that it starts 10 mins after he arrives home
<BadFurDay> And tell him we warned him weeks in advance
<kage> maybe we could get TotalBiscuit to cast
<kage> if we sucked his cock hard enough
<Naypam> BadFurDay | Naypam: btw, redditeu tournament is in 1h
<Naypam> omfg
<Naypam> brb going home, installing windows
<Naypam> wtf raziel
<Naypam> no warning
#655 (8) [+][-]<Naypam> the guy's scottish is too thick to understand
#462 (10) [+][-]<kage> i masturbated in the sink in my highschool's info lab a few times
<kage> started to smell really bad
...
<kage> the funniest thing is
<kage> everyone was fucking smelling my cum
<kage> but had no idea what it waas
#540 (4) [+][-]<@Raziel`sc2no> I don't think nonpc understands col1 = col2
<nonpc> what
<BadFurDay> or some grouping on count(*) > 1
<swagger_> Which is why I explained it.
<nonpc> ofc I do :|
<nonpc> col1 = other row's col1 and col2 = other row's col2
<nonpc> not sure how it can be explained any more
#576 (13) [+][-]<Garner> BadFurDay
<Garner> Ultimate question
<Garner> Which country is third world?
<BadFurDay> Garner: Countries with no internet (but a massive presence in MMOs, ruining them)
<BadFurDay> Such as poland, russia, brazil
<BadFurDay> Those countries get most of their food through cannibalism and eating rocks and snow
#522 (8) [+][-]<Naypam> ty for the backup kage, I got this
<Naypam> also just masturbated in the toilet
<Raziel> at work
<Naypam> yeah, why would I masturbate in the toilet at home?
#514 (5) [+][-]<Juno> WHERES LGD.INT
<Juno> THEY #1
<haiku> lost to DK yesterday
<haiku> fucking DK
[13:29] * Juno (Juno@GLoop.users.quakenet.org) Quit (Signed off)
<@Raziel> where's LGD.string
<@Raziel> and LGD.bool
<haiku> hurrrr
<haiku> raziel, basically LGD has 2 teams, lgd international and lgd china. they're currently playing in the g-league tournament, which is an asian tournament
<@Raziel> I know
<haiku> IT'S NICE TO SEE YOU TAKE AN INTEREST IN DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<Laiz> RAZIEL STREAMING DOTO
<haiku> RAZIEL DOESNT HAVE DOTO
<haiku> T_T
<@Raziel> that's right
<Laiz> I got extra ones!
<@Raziel> I'm no dotafag
<@Raziel> don't want
<haiku> sent!
<@Raziel> rofl
<@Raziel> not accepting!
<haiku> MY LAST INVITE RAZIEL
<haiku> I GAVE IT TO YOU
<haiku> BECAUSE I'M NICE LIKE THAT
<haiku> and want to encourage your newfound interest
<Laiz> sent
<@Raziel> facepalm
...later that day
<haiku> raziel wanna play dota?
<@Raziel> no
<haiku> kay maybe later then
<nonpc> fuck thi
<nonpc> s
<Laiz> Raziel wanna play doto?
<haiku> he said later
<@Raziel> never!
<haiku> yo raziel just keep in mind laiz can't stay very late
<Laiz> yeah
<haiku> neways, just let us know when you're ready
#542 (9) [+][-]<Naypam> true story: I came in my own eye once
#587 (4) [+][-]<nonpc> I remember talking to a retard.
<nonpc> Oh wait, I am always the retard.
#28 (22) [+][-]Ensiferous: for the past 3 days I've wanted to refine my pvz build... still haven't gotten dressed.
#404 (7) [+][-][21:37] * Marco__ (webchat@119.Red-79-159-52.staticIP.rima-tde.net) has joined #redditeu
<Marco__> hello world
<@Raziel> o_o
<Juno> POLO
<Marco__> i found you
<@Raziel> did you now
<@Raziel> and who would you be
<Marco__> sure did
<nonpc> Marco__, touch his private parts now
#586 (7) [+][-]<dux0r> Milk contains water
<nonpc> no?
#56 (19) [+][-]<@Raziel> Naypam lately reminds me of when I was a kid, I would tell people on the internet I was older than I actually was and always tell people about my imaginary sex life so they'd think I was cool
#51 (14) [+][-]<Naypam> after sleepover
<Naypam> went for showher, masturbate on floor
<Naypam> have shower
<Naypam> perfecet
<Naypam> but everybody's done that too
<Naypam> also omg was a party
<Naypam> hot girls and everything
<Naypam> but I masturbated in the toilet
<Naypam> was awesome
<Naypam> then went for a walk with a friend smoking
<Naypam> like a tree
<BFD|Slave> god
<BFD|Slave> this guy
<Naypam> BFD|Slave nightmare
<BFD|Slave> is King Wank
<BFD|Slave> more wanker than a wanker
<kage> what can i say...
<Naypam> yeah but when you'er like 15
<Naypam> you see a leg
<Naypam> FAP FAP FAP
<BFD|Slave> at a party with hot girls
<BFD|Slave> BETTER FAP
<BFD|Slave> what the fuck
<Naypam> well it was after the party had died down
<kage> nay, does haiku know all this ?
<kage> is he gonna wake up one day
<kage> and see you on top of his bed
<kage> masturbating ?
<BFD|Slave> kage: rofl, I can imagine haiku arriving at Naypam's place, and nay going "Yeah so we'll have to share a bunk bed"
<BFD|Slave> With a huge smile on his face
<kage> like the one i'm having right now
<kage> right ?
<BFD|Slave> yes
<BFD|Slave> pretty much
<kage> that would be awesome
<dux0r> =/
<Naypam> it's okay
<Naypam> I'm the master of subtlty
#617 (6) [+][-]<happy0> inb4 penis joke
<BadFurDay> penis joke
<happy0> hahah. every time
#519 (9) [+][-]<Juno> norways idea of childcare is sticking them on an island with a psychpath shooting them
#521 (9) [+][-]<dux0r> Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
<dux0r> because the P is silent
<dux0r> What does a cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend?
<dux0r> wipes his ass
#582 (-1) [+][-]<Naypam> are you a bee BFD|Slave?
<BFD|Slave> POSSIBLY
<BFD|Slave> You'll never know Naypam
<BFD|Slave> Unless you come visit
<BFD|Slave> Or I come visit
<Naypam> :D
<Naypam> fly on over baby
<Naypam> watch out for the snow
<BFD|Slave> Bees can't cross the channel you dipshit
<BFD|Slave> And they hibernate
<BFD|Slave> omg
<BFD|Slave> how am I meant to
<BFD|Slave> you fucking clueless faggot
<nonpc> the fck
<nonpc> is going on
<Naypam> of course they can cross the channel
<Naypam> else how did they get to scotland?
<Naypam> by boat?
<Naypam> did they make a little bee boat?
<Naypam> a bee longship?
<Naypam> GET A GRIP YOU IDIOT
#571 (7) [+][-]< Naypalm> https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Offended
< nonpc> omg
< nonpc> what
< nonpc> the
< nonpc> fuck
#664 (-6) [+][-]ad13 | hmm you know
ad13 | I would postulate that a hard workout in the gym is better than sex
ad13 | Hear me out on this lads
ad13 | More tits, nicer tits, tits in motion
ad13 | Then, after you're done, there's no nagging or shit, just a blissful feeling
Q | Looks like ad13 is completely gay.